And now, you're week in review, from the vantage point of Chapel Hill, NC:
Someone named Mrs. K-Fed has lost her children to the monster know as K-Fed. I know not the details, I simply wish what was created in Arkansas would stay in Arkansas. (I'm looking at you, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush!)

Republicans have authorized the capture and torture of a wild fat man by the name of Rush Limbaugh for calling our soldiers phony. He has been sent to git-mo, and his large belly is apparently feeding the prison population there.

The cubs ahve won the world series. No, it is true. Look it up. No, not on the internet. On thsi page. See? There it is. So, it must be true. Go boys in blue, all the way to the Rose Bowl!

Henry VI was deposed yesterday, to be replaced Edward IV. But, in a stunning turn of events, he was rethrowned, before the House of York took back the crown, put him in the tower of london, killed the princes in the tower, and sold the kingdom for a horse.

I think that's all that's been happening. Also, had a dinner party tonight and got a puppy from a farm. Wait...aren't farms where puppies goes when they....die? Did I get a ghost puppy? Atticus? Atticus? Are you ghost puppy?

Boo!